05Nov09
23:38

theescapekey: The European Nintendo DS ads are so WTF. It’s all “look at these pasty white, emaciated supermodels stare blankly at a product they clearly have no interest in! NOW BUY IT!” Maybe it’s the fact they all look alike or because we all know women and girly men have no business with a console that’s creeping me out. Do better, Nintendo. (via) Nonononono! You have it all wrong! These aren’t models, they’re just random average looking Europeans, and this is how we play our DS’s: we all get together with our average looking friends (who all happen to look like models because that’s how we all look like in Europe), then we absolutely OWN whatever it is we are playing, and finally we have awesome amazing bisexual sex with each other (notice how they’re all on a bed). This is accurate, I would not lie to you.

theescapekey:

The European Nintendo DS ads are so WTF. It’s all “look at these pasty white, emaciated supermodels stare blankly at a product they clearly have no interest in! NOW BUY IT!” Maybe it’s the fact they all look alike or because we all know women and girly men have no business with a console that’s creeping me out. Do better, Nintendo. (via)

Nonononono! You have it all wrong! These aren’t models, they’re just random average looking Europeans, and this is how we play our DS’s: we all get together with our average looking friends (who all happen to look like models because that’s how we all look like in Europe), then we absolutely OWN whatever it is we are playing, and finally we have awesome amazing bisexual sex with each other (notice how they’re all on a bed).

This is accurate, I would not lie to you.

  1. isthisscience reblogged this from jimmydean
  2. jimmydean reblogged this from ihatepigeons and added:
    Europe sounds like a lot of fun. :-D
  3. iamdpbeltran reblogged this from ihatepigeons and added:
    sounds crazy fun…be packing for europe brb
  4. stripesoftiger reblogged this from ihatepigeons and added:
    LMAOOOO nice nice :P yup looks pretty accurate to me.
  5. ihatepigeons reblogged this from theescapekey and added:
    it all wrong! These aren’t models, they’re just random average looking Europeans, and this is how we play our DS’s:...
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