The European Nintendo DS ads are so WTF. It’s all “look at these pasty white, emaciated supermodels stare blankly at a product they clearly have no interest in! NOW BUY IT!” Maybe it’s the fact they all look alike or because we all know women and girly men have no business with a console that’s creeping me out. Do better, Nintendo. (via)
Nonononono! You have it all wrong! These aren’t models, they’re just random average looking Europeans, and this is how we play our DS’s: we all get together with our average looking friends (who all happen to look like models because that’s how we all look like in Europe), then we absolutely OWN whatever it is we are playing, and finally we have awesome amazing bisexual sex with each other (notice how they’re all on a bed).
This is accurate, I would not lie to you.
“Moon”
I seriously did not expect this movie to be so awesome. Instant sci-fi classic, loved every minute of it, all the twists, all the things it makes you question. Watch it if you haven’t already!
Dude singing Celine Dion in the gym locker room
You fail at life.
As does the dude who was wearing yellow Crocs.
GPOYW! Halloween Edition!!!
this is me, i dressed as Link, Badass? i think so!
p.s i am aware i look a state :)
Please have my babies.
Chris Walken singing Poker Face. Very awesome, very badass
